Mail!

Hey, Hey, Hey- I got mail today!  Thanks Mom!  Cookies, soap, flashlight bulbs, pens, and tea.  Fortunately cookies taste the same no matter how smashed they are.  My box looks like it was directly under a tie down strap.  You think the US Postal Service can mangled a package, the US Army can really tear 'em up. 
 
I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to keep my National Registry up....................
 
I'm also wondering how to start a web page- can anyone recommend a good book that would show me how?  I'm going to get a copy of Microsoft Frontpage I think, but I need instructions.
 
I've seen two really bad cases of athlete's foot today and the worse case of jock itch I've ever seen.  You'd think grown men would know how to deal with this, but I guess not.   
 
Chris says Hi!
 
Know thyself?  If I knew myself, I'd run away.  -Goethe